So you know I was casually going to the washroom and when I wiped there was only blood, I proceeded to have a internal freak out in my mind, I shit you not a soaked 3 wads of toilet paper before it settled to a trickle.... So I was instructed to make my way to the hospital at 10pm... it was dark, foggy and cold. So I took a Taxi to a hospital I located on Google maps. Turned out to be an old folks home incorrectly labled on the map. So I ran to catch the 130 bus. I asked him to tell me when we were close to the Burnaby General Hospital... so like any good driver he dropped me off in the middle of fucking nowhere. I followed a road until I was getting near to my school. Then I realized ZOMG there was a hospital on the 25 bus route. (I havent taken that bus in almost 6 months) So I grabbed that bus and arrived at the Burnaby Hospital... not the Burnaby General Hospital. After nearly five hours of waiting I finally got to see a doctor. He asked me a few questions, violated my ass with his finger and said I had overreacted and this is not a serious thing for someone my age. So I called a cab, but they confused my directions and sent the driver to the Burnaby General Hospital, and not the Burnaby Hospital... Fuck I hate vancouver sometimes. My phone died while trying to call the other cab company so I had to go back into the hospital and sit in the waiting room for another 45 min while my phone slowly charged. Phoned caught a cab came home realized the cab driver hadn't given me the proper change and then sat down at my desk to write this. FML!
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